You might be a hypocrite if...

You sit there and blab to all your friends how your 2yr old is using words that you don't think he should. How you don't believe in talking that way...

Then afterwards (why never before?) listen to yourself talk and realize that whomever you are around, you match their language. So obviously those words did come out of your mouth...

Logs are harder to get out of an eye than splinters...

Did I mention how much I hate hypocrisy? Especially my own!