Hey!! I'd like to make an ANNOUNCEMENT!

Experienced archeologist Charlotte Wyncoop has discovered the seat of her chair. In a fit of sheer boredom and irritation regarding a misplaced item, Archeologist Wyncoop began methodically scraping at the various adhesions near her former computer desk, currently know as the unknown junk file, and after a very tedious and painfully slow 20 minute process was able to identify many of the remains and file them appropriately (circular file, actually rectangular). A celebration ensued immediately prompting this announcement.

For informational purposes, it is interesting to note that items formerly deemed important, if ignored long enough, become garbage. Does this prove the eventual deterioration of the universe??

Next, a truly ancient site, what was formerly known as a computer desk.